“Satire’s nature is to be one-sided, contemptuous of ambiguity, and so unfairly
selective as to find in the purity of ridicule an inarguable moral truth.”
― E.L. Doctorow
“Satire is the antidote to Pollyanna and Dr. Pangloss. It focuses our gaze sharply
upon the contrast between things as they are and as they should be.”
― Edgar Johnson, A Treasury of Satire
“When majority is insane, sane must go to asylum.”
― Mark Twain
Welcome to The Menagerie
Herein, friends, a refuge from serious writing. Here, satire, irreverence, and parody abound. Also to be found: absurdity, farce, unfairness, poor reasoning, transparent agendas, salacious innuendo, hypocrisy and a weakness for the comedic ad hominem.
Here is not the place where finer thoughts are expressed in finer ways in hopes of publication, edification or more wholesome entertainment. If that is what you seek then you have lost your way and I recommend returning to those more earnest and reputable portions of the Owen Thomas Fiction website, including The Lion Trees, Signs of Passing: Letters from Winchester County, Henry & Biggs: Adventure Blog of a Literary Agent and His Beagle, Novels, Novellas, Short Stories, Tiny Points of Life, or my photoblog, 1000 Words per Frame.
Here, in the padded walls of The Menagerie, is where we suggest, even indelicately at times, that the Emperor has no clothes, and without much concern for whether he might catch cold.
To actually give offense is never the purpose. Never.
But offense is always a risk, for there are so many sacred cows in the world. We collect them and keep them as personal pets, taking them for walks around the neighborhood and chaining them to trees in our front yards to guard our homes. Every celebrity is somebody’s idol. Every politician, someone’s heroic guardian. Every rotten book, someone’s favorite bedtime story. But here, as Paul Krassner said, “Irreverence is our only sacred cow” and levity is the only aim.
Here you will find four main features: (1) Henry’s Interview Corner, in which a Beagle has a frisky go at the movers and shakers of the day; (2) Dear Miss Tinkles, an advice column by a West Highland Terrier on all manner of human problems and foibles; (3) Agatha Glume’s Haiku Scratching Post, in which a Persian cat with more than enough disdain for everything and everyone offers her most candid thoughts seventeen syllables at a time; and (4) Famous First Lines, in which the author helps aspiring novelists find that great opening line by offering variations on the successful first lines throughout literature, from Moby Dick to Fifty Shades of Grey.
Lastly, allow me to apologize* to the animal characters from my on-line novel Henry & Biggs – Henry, Tinkles and Agatha – who have been conscripted to host these various features in exaggerations of their normal literary personae; exaggerations that are not always flattering or in keeping with their dignity. They would have me assure you that, for these purposes, they are only acting.
So proceed, dear reader, with a lightened heart. For this is all in fun. There is a place for your thoughts following every post so feel free to chime in. Defend the Emperor’s sartorial taste if you must, or worry about his health.
Duly advised, your links are thus:
— The Fox
— On NBC
* "Apologize: To lay the foundation for a future offense."
― Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
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